I need a make out session so intense that I forget all my problems and possibly my name.
girl: hey i need advice about my boyfr-
me: dump him
alright now i used to hate pitbull because it seemed like the right thing to do but you know what i never hear him doing fucked up shit. as far as i know he is really just out there living life ,enjoying himself, visiting walmarts, and spreading the cubano party into the hearts of everyone around the world, he is mr. world wide and hes having a blast and i respect and love that pitbull. pitbull if youre reading this thank you and im sorry
Do you ever catch yourself thinking rude things about someone or judging them and you’re like “hey stop that, that’s not nice don’t u do that”
Stories behind heartache.
guys: i know the basics on how to respect women
guys: w-wait where are you going aren’t you gunna suck me dry